Thursday, February 26, 2015

Best comment today at Ace's, on Jeb's evolution.

"I called this press conference to update the public on developments in my life. As you know, my position on gay marriage has evolved, and the more it evolved, I thought about it and said 'fuggit,' let's go for the whole burrito, because as another governor once said, that is my reality. So I'm announcing that I'm coming out of the closet, and henceforth will be referred to as 'Jebba Bush.' 

"Thank you, and while I have to run or I'll be late for my make-over and waxing, first I'd like to lead you all in a medley of show tunes."

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