Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Mon Dieu! Burp!


Craggy faced French actor Gerard Depardieu admits he drinks fourteen bottles of wine a day, which must make him drunk 24/7.  Heck, Gerard, go for fifteen!

'In the morning, it starts at home with champagne or red wine before 10am, then again champagne.'
Gerard said he breaks up the wine intake with a little aniseed liqueur pastis.
    He added: 'Then food, accompanied by two bottles of wine.
    'In the afternoon, champagne, beer and more pastis at around 5pm, to finish off the bottle.
    'Later on, vodka and/or whisky. But I’m never totally drunk, just a little p*****d.
    'All you need is a 10-minute nap and voila, a slurp of rose wine and I feel as fresh as a daisy.
    'Anyway, I’m not going to die. Not now. I still have energy.'

    Famous last words, Gerard.

    3 comments:

    1. And...he hasn't gained an ounce.

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    2. His liver could probably be used to desalinate ocean water to drinking water.

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